Kids' Funnies

Kitkat asked:  What do you call a longganisa that isn't long?
Tita Gina said:  What?
Kitkat answered:  A shortganisa!
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Kobe and Kitkat were watching Cartoon Network in the hotel room.  Frankie was waiting for Lola Vacion to come out of the bathroom, coz she REALLY had to go.  So I told her, use the bathroom downstairs in the lobby, and out she goes.  Then all of a sudden, the lights went out.  Brownout!  Kobe said, "Yay!  We can go swimming now!"  And Kitkat said, "Yes!  I want to go, too!  Where are my swimming clothes?"  As the kids looked for their wet stuff, the lights came back on.  Of course, the TV came back on, too.  Then Kitkat said, "Aww, I wanna watch TV.  I know, Kobe can go swimming and I'll stay here and watch TV!"  Kobe then said, "Oh, never mind, I'll just stay here and wait for Kitkat."


Meanwhile, Frankie was having her own paranormal experience in the lobby bathroom.  As she sat down to contemplate her fate, the lights went out.  And she thought, "Oh, dear!  Lord, please protect me from any evil spirits.  Please help me through this difficult time and guide me to a better way of thinking."  So she completed her business in darkness and just as she was exiting the bathroom, the lights came back on.  "Oh, great timing, Lord," she chided.
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Frankie's Joke of the Day:

The ship was sinking and the passengers had to throw out what they had too much of.  The American threw out money, saying, "We have too much money in our country!"  The Japanese threw out his cellphones, laptops, cameras and iPods, bragging, "We have too much technology in our country!"  The Korean threw out her blouses, her pants, her shoes and her hats, regretting, "We have too much clothing, they won't fit into our wardrobes!"  The Filipino threw off the Korean.  The American and the Japanese asked, "Why did you throw out the Korean???"  The Filipino answered, shaking his head, "Too many Koreans in Philippines!"

Peace to all Koreans!